May 2010
1 post
April 2010
4 posts
Just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean it’s a really good question.
– Me, to nobody, alone in a conference room, sniffing a dry erase marker (via fireland)
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
Observations from the preschool puppet show
Not everyday you see a puppeteer who comes across as Vin Diesel’s skinnier, hyperactive younger brother.
I was initially under impression that the low grade buzz I heard throughout the performance was an attempt to sonically approximate rushing water beneath the Three Billy Goats Gruff bridge. My mistake. It was actually just the cheap portable PA system humming from the ambient energy of...
merlin:
43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life
Remove your doors
Eat half of each pet
Sit on a big, thick book
Something something keyring holder
Paint clocks cheery pink
Wear discarded food
Makebelieve girlfriend chair
Sleep in liquor cabinet
Embrace hug love hug meow meow
Small room to plan crimes
Hack your house key organizer
Mail a surprise toaster
Just stare more
Fourteen
Poke...
January 2010
2 posts
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
4 posts
September 2009
13 posts
A Pact - Ezra Pound →
If I cared about my Tumblarity...(Which I don't....
My Tumblarity is zero. Which is fine. I don’t care, really.
But if I did (and remember, I don’t) I’d probably spend some more quality time with the gentleman just above me at number #51,466.
He has a rating of 1. His Tumblr consists entirely of tweets. Mostly RTs. Lots of hash tags like #Traffic and #PageRank.
I think he might care about his Tumblarity. Unlike me, because in...
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 12)
Abrogate!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Perhaps it’s time to abrogate this semi-regular feature which only serves to emphasize my own ignorance.”
In Cold Hell, In Thicket - Charles Olson →
If It All Went Up in Smoke - George Oppen →
If I could stir
I could break a tree—
I could break you.
– From Garden by H.D.
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 11)
Obdurate!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“No. I won’t use it in a sentence. I’m being obdurate.”
My Fantasy Football Draft
QB - Morgoth Backup QB - Nekron Yeah, I went Evil at QB this year. Evil will be pulling down big numbers this season. RB - Conan, Barbarian RB - The Last Unicorn Conan’s an obviously strong pick and I will admit before the draft I never expected to select a unicorn, let alone the last one. I wanted Elric, but no Melnibonéans were left on the board. WR - Allanon WR - Cho Chang...
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 10)
Prurient!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“I hurriedly closed the browser window at work once the definition of the word prurient appeared.”
August 2009
16 posts
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 9)
Putative!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“My putative education is not reflected in my perspicacity.”
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 8)
Ligature!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Is advertising my own ignorance and repeatedly referring to the dictionary really the best ligature for this blog?”
You’re not an artist…you solve problems.
– Don Draper to Peggy Olson (Mad Men, obviously)
I keep thinking about this. I’ll have more to say about it someday, and I am likely not the only one.
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 7)
Soporific!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“The soporific effect of the book prevented me from looking up soporific last night.”
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 6)
Frisson!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Nothing like the frisson of finally learning what frisson means.”
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 5)
Fungible!
Can I use it in a sentence?
Interchangeable is fungible for fungible.
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 4)
Falcate!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Falcate pieces of toy railroad tracks were strewn on the floor to form a plastic boundary, a small quiet circle.”
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 3)
Alterity!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Trying not to wear my alterity on my sleeve - I’ll leave that to the raggedy coonskin cap on my noggin.”
How would you describe the sound of this train's...
Many small rocks shook in an otherwise empty soup can right next to one’s skull
A caustic death rattle that must surely soon cease
Tin foil gnashed between molars
Tin foil encrusted with day-old peanut butter gnashed between molars
Tin foil encrusted with day-old peanut butter gnashed between the cavity-riddled molars of a surly & rotund conductor
Utterly uninspiring of confidence
...
Breaking the Law
One unseemly incident at the coffee shop this morning and I’ve already broken at least 50% of the Boy Scout Laws:
Trustworthy
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Cheerful
Thrifty
Brave
Clean
Reverent
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 2)
Inchoate!
Can I use it in my sentence?
“My vocabulary is clearly inchoate since I don’t know what inchoate means.”
July 2009
1 post
New word that sent me to dictionary.com (vol. 1)
Cromulent!
Can I use it in a sentence?
“Well, that’s just cromulent and dandy.”